29 June 2008

Super socks!

So this morning in my stuffy nosedness I remember Lily was going to bring me some awesome socks. They are super stripey and super long... like over my knee long! And they were the perfect comfort item for my 'I don't feel good' mood today.

15 June 2008

Sick and tired!

I am getting sick and tired of being told to watch what I do, say or write because I may offend someone.  Well, I don't care.  If you have a fear that I might offend you, your family or friends.... leave me the hell alone.  I don't have a yeild sign in my head, much less a stop sign.  I strongly suggest that you avoid me like the plauge if you are worried for your sake or others you may care about.  Argh!  Fuck! Seriously, I don't have the time, will power or care in the world to watch what I say, do or write.

I hate people.  Even people that are close to me get worried about my "behavior". I am not a damn, nose picking, potty mouthed, two year old.  I do NOT need to be disciplined or shushed.  If you can't handle the way that I am as an adult then it's your problem not mine.  Go make babies you can boss around if that's what you want to do.  I am sure there is nothing I can say or do that people have not already been exposed to or won't eventually be exposed to anyways.  So what's the big deal?

Yes I will offend your mothers.  Yes I will scare the children.  Yes people will consider me ill mannered.  I will make people cringe or shake their head in distaste.  You will hear things you do not want to hear or care to.  I will write whatever I feel like writing because I can.  (Come break my fingers, I dare you!)  I will do what I want to do because I don't need a mom or dad looming over me to make sure "I am okay."  Fuck, I am okay.  I go to work, pay my bills and other lame stuff that I am obligated to do to keep food in mah belly and shelter over my head.  So everyone can just fuck off, the next time any one feels the urge to even remotely consider telling me to watch what I do; things will probably not be pretty.

"If the freedom of speech is taken away then dumb and silent we may be led, like sheep to the slaughter." - George Washington

I don't quite feel like shutting up and being a mindless "yes man".  I don't feel like putting a cork on my thoughts or voice or behavior.  This is my personality, if you do not like it, avoid/ignore me.  I will be more than happy to do the same.  Now back to our regularly scheduled program of distasteful craps.

02 June 2008

Education. Where is it going?

Is it increased stupidity, extreme laziness or just the creative side in people coming out? You decide. I distinctly remember hating math so much I would eat questions from the test, use the eraser vigorously on the problem or just refuse to finish the exam. One time I was after school for an hour breaking pencils cause dammit I couldn't figure out the concept of subtracting multi-digit numbers. I was a slow math learner..... I still use my fingers. I did make it through Algebra with an 'A' but it was a lot of hard work. Still the below examples make me laugh.

Now these just plain made me freakin' crack up! I know there are people that do not do well under pressure. I know there is test anxiety out there, but shit I would give some credit on the creative responses. And then try to figure out what tutorial help is needed to get a kid this cool to pass.

Now, this is one for the fucking record books. How do you explain this to your parents? What kind of reprimand/reward would you get from them for this behavior? And I wanna know what the note to the parents of the girl said! Shoot this one had me laughing for hours! I had to keep reading it in disbelief. It's like: No no you interrupted us on the practice field, now we gotta go finish, IN CLASS.