Bras and Panties

I really hate shopping for them.  Shopping for a bra is time consuming, you have to try the damn things on to make sure it will provide proper comfort, support or whatever else it is you are looking for in a bra.  I have better things to do with my time than wade through racks of bras and try them on in a cramped, hot, smelly fitting room.  I HATE shopping for bras.  Shopping for panties is just as bad if not worse.  The sizing on them is all screwy!  The last time I successfully purchased panties I had to go back to the store to return them because I bought the wrong size.  Each clothing line has their own crazy sizing charts which just about drives me to drink.  Hmm, there's an idea!  Enhance my shopping experience with a flask?  Hmm, that might lead to waste of money, maybe that's a bad idea.

I have had a Kohl's gift card since my birthday, not the last one... the one before that.  I figured with some time off from work after the holidays it would be wise to use the gift card to invest in undergarments.  I was starting to run low and made the mental note to brave the department stores several months ago.  I actually went to the store twice before this last time and failed.  The first time, I walked up to the front door, decided I had better things to do and never technically stepped foot into the store.  The second time I made it through the doors, looked around and felt a sense of dread.  There were about a gazillion people, each with 3 or 4 little people running amuck in the department store.  I quickly decided it was not worth the hassle of hurdling over knee-high moving obstacles all in the name of new supportive undergarments, I had better things to do with my time.

Pet Peeve Number 5,304,239

Okay well maybe not that many, but I am sure this single complaint of mine takes up the majority of my five million plus AND counting peeves:

God damned unattended children.

Not just any unattended children.  Unattended children in stores specifically.

The Door

A while back I was reading a blog post about everyday things that make you think, "Why?"  It made me think of my everyday thing that I wonder about.  Really it's not everyday for me, it's more like every time I visit my sister.

At the end of the street she lives on there is a two-story house with a door that leads to nothing.  Every time I drive by I want to know why.  I always intend on stopping to get a picture of it and Saturday I finally took the time to stop.  

Why?!

I would imagine if a sleepwalker lived in that house it would be his demise.  Sleepwalk right out of the house and kersplat!

And on an unrelated note; Darth Vader reads the bible.  Now I am off to search Youtube in an effort to find clips of Star Wars with bible verses dubbed in.

The things you find in thrift stores...

Bad Candy

Or is it?

Once upon a time my friend and I set out to try all of the candies listed at this site:

While the site is no longer being updated, it is still in existence which is pretty fucking rad!  Needless to say my friend and I got through several of the "Bad Candy" that was listed but not all.  Sometimes while I am out and about I stumble across things that would qualify as "Bad Candy".  On a recent trip to the dollar store I found a pack of Pulparindo.  The bag contained 10 individually wrapped pieces of Pulparindo.  I am a big fan of Mexican candy; especially the sweet, spicy, salty variety.  Oh also, did you know that I love tamarind?  Well now you know!  I snatched up the bag of Pulparindo and mowed through the bag fairly quickly.  I figured I better take a picture of the last one as proof that they might be laced with crack.

Knockoff Lunchables

I remember when Lunchables hit the market store shelves.  I remember how the novelty of them was alluring to me, as a child of course.  I blame the bright packaging.  And then I ate one.  BARF!  So nasty.  For you that don't know or remember, here is what a Lunchables looks like:

Pet Peeve Friday

Okay so I am not a real-a-tor; or a realtor for that matter.  But damn it why do so many people say it wrong?  It seriously bugs the crap out of me.  There is no extra 'a' or 'i' between REAL and TOR.  I am not even talking about people that are new to the English language, I am talking native speakers that choose to say things wrong.  WHY?!  Dear lord why?!

Paying top dollar to be a corporate billboard.

Pilfered from GoComics

I was in search of a long-sleeve thermal or long-sleeve t-shirt the other day.  I had a hell of a time finding something that didn't have a brand name printed all over it and the high price tag attached to the brand name. I just wanted a simple, one-colored, neutral shirt. I finally settled on one. It was not quite what I wanted but I took it. You never know when a hood will come in handy right?

Heart attack in a can?

That's my hand holding 32 ounces of heart attack juice.  I had to capture the size difference of my hand compared to the giant can of energy.  There is a better picture of the product down below.

Energy Drinks + Susie = No good

Twinkie Container

I have heard of doughnut containers. I have even seen doughnut containers that you can lock. But this? This, I have never seen. A container to keep your Twinkie in? At first I thought it would be to keep your Twinkie fresh but then I remembered, Twinkies are individually wrapped. So what purpose does a Twinkie container with poseable arms serve?

It's to keep your Twinkie from being smashed in your lunch box!

At least that is the conclusion I came to. I could be wrong. But I am willing to guess that I am right. I am guessing by the abundance of Twinkie Containers at the dollar store that no one really cares if their Twinkie is smashed or not. It still tastes the same right? I don't know because I probably haven't had a Twinkie since the 80's.

What?! Hahahaha oh yeah!

I totally bought these and they were pretty tasty. Apparently puto is a type of cookie made in the Philippines. I guess growing up in a Spanish speaking area puto means something else. @_@

Wall-E

I am gonna watch this and all the special features after I finish up with laundry. So after I got home I tried to watch Wall-E but my attempt failed, the movie skips sporadically the first 20 minutes and then randomly from time to time after that.... it sucks. So I took it back to Target and the same happens with it. So I am going to try it later on my computer to see if maybe my player is getting too old to play stupid Disney 'don't steal my movie by ripping' shit on it. Stupid dvds and their stupidness!

Lookie what I found!!!

This is the biggest cup o noodle on earth. This can’t be healthy for anyone. Sodium bomb!