Oh happy days!

A special little birdie with dreadies and two cute kids dropped off a care package for me at my house. In this box of wonder was THIS:

Even some of the user guides came with the games, ahhh moments of nostalgia like these are what I live for. Oh yeah and now I have the stupid gun so I can play Duck Hunt again, happy days! So yeah, I ended up playing Super Mario Bros. 3 till late o' clock last night with the beau.... bad choice. I am tired today and didn't get laundry done, which I had planned on doing.

I have extras of a few games.... get at me if would be interested in something I have a dupe of.

Candy!!!

I got photo shopped into the best tasting place on Earth!!! Yes, and when I go there my teeth are immune to the effects of sugar. No dentist and all the candy my heart desires... I am never every coming back from this place of awesome tasty.

And now that we are on the subject of tasty, my trainee at the pizza place got bit by a dog. She didn't report it and neither did I, should I??? I am not a little cheese eatin' squeaker but my main concern is that the vicious beasty lives right across the street from a grade school and the fence is not tall enough to contain its rabid teefers from attacking others. Anyways... I feel bad for mail carriers and any other delivery person that has been attacked by some morons unmaintained animal. My friend said the only good pit bull is a dead one, I don't agree with her on this feeling. But I do agree that a vicious dog does need to take the perma-doggy nap. Any dog has the potential to be violent and uncontrollable but it doesn't mean any breed is better than others. Anyways I hate stupid people that call up a pizza place, have a dog that has a history of biting and doesn't bother warning people that are coming with a delivery to beware of their dog or call when we get to the curb. So stupid! And then on top of the woman being rude, she verbally expressed that the trainee getting bitten is OUR fault for coming in the fence. The fence is not a very tall one and a sign was posted at the far end of the yard about knee level where it is not visible at all (I only saw it AFTER I was told it was there, and even then I had to look around cause it was not easily visible). Needless to say a sign posted should be RIGHT IN FRONT of the gate not knee high in some random corner of the yard. Not only that but from what I understand, a 'Beware of Dog' sign does not remove liability of the owner if someone gets bitten. Cause a dog that bites is viewed poorly and would be put down no matter who they bite, if it is reported that is. I still think that someone ordering a pizza should warn the delivery person or tell them to call when they get to the house instead of coming to the gate or knocking on the door. Oh yeah the dogs bolted out of the front door and attacked AFTER I had knocked on the door.... sooo uh yeah I wanna poison the dog. I know that sounds terrible but dammit better a dead mean bitey dog than a mauled 2nd grader or pizza person.

Family Resemblance

You know how you can tell when people are related... they look similar or have similar mannerisms. See the example below, it's a family picture... and we all seem to make the same stupid faces. We are all pretty much the same shade of brown, hey shut it! We are Mexican not dirty! Anyways, I wanted to say I love my family... we are all quirky and strange but damn we all look good. Too bad there isn't enough to go around...

Here is another family resemblance.... this is Beetlejuice.... the Joker's overbearing mean brother. See the look on Joker's face, that's the face that comes from being the picked on, younger, bitter little brother. I mean at the rate he is balding he will be bald before his older brother Beetlejuice goes all bald. But ya see what I mean about mannerisms and appearance... similar! I wonder what their parents looked like.

I bet you know what this thing's parents looked like..... Scary? Yes. Cute? Yes! Is it yelling profanities of love at you? HELLS Yeah!!!!!! I wonder if every time it commits suicide it has to resurrect and kill itself all over again? Only the shadow knows!

High School Diploma

I found this in my desk while cleaning. It's been around 15 years since I graduated and I still have this floating around. It's a laugh because I only picked it up from the high school back in ‘05 when I started working for the high school district. I might as well proudly display it since it seems more and more kids these days never attain a high school education. I even graduated with cords because I got good grades.

Wine and a Shirley Temple

Drinking responsibly is tasty.... glass of wine and Shirley Temple. At first guess I would say some grama brought her grandkid to the bar..... Wine for me and Shirley Temple for you sonny, extra cherries please.

Really though on a serious note... I have heard that as of the first of the year BAC in California is .01 for a DUI which means pretty much zero tolerance. Now I dunno if this is true or not but it seems to be the biggest baddest rumor I have heard in a while. I should ask a police person or Google this.... I think Google. :)

First Xmas card of the season

I will have to boast this by far will probably be my favorite card I will get the whole season long... sorry if you feel bad before I get your card. But just look!

This is a card from Screamerclauz!!!! If you can't read what it says, here is a translation of the awesome chicken scratch: "Dick Blood (Open card for more info)"

And I open the card and its says: "Dearest Susie, I'm going to come over and slice chunks out of my cock and wipe it all over your stuffed animals. That way I can teach them a lesson about life. Love always, Screamerclauz." God I love that man! Can't wait to see him at EOTW so he can molest my bear again. Yes he and I have a report with my stuffed animals.