Dear Santa,

I have been good this year and and therefore requesting a present from you. So for Christmas this year I really want this:

I promise to continue brushing my teeth before bed and washing behind my ears. Just please bring me this awesome book of laughs for Christmas... and a unicorn. If you can't find a unicorn just bring me a pony and I will glue a horn to it's head even a one horned goat would work.

Thanks Santa I love you!

P.S. I promise to leave you steak and beer instead of milk and cookies. We all know that other stuff will just rot your teeth and give you diarrhea.