I have been good this year and and therefore requesting a present from you. So for Christmas this year I really want this:
I promise to continue brushing my teeth before bed and washing behind my ears. Just please bring me this awesome book of laughs for Christmas... and a unicorn. If you can't find a unicorn just bring me a pony and I will glue a horn to it's head even a one horned goat would work.
Thanks Santa I love you!
P.S. I promise to leave you steak and beer instead of milk and cookies. We all know that other stuff will just rot your teeth and give you diarrhea.