I KNOW it is not St. Paddy’s day. Yes I know my beanie is green. I am not fucking Irish nor do I want to be. I lost my last beanie and so I made this one. You’re, “It’s not St. Paddy’s day yet,” comments are not bar har har funny. No you are not being cute. Yes you are annoying me and can you please go away. Fuck!
Ya know come St. Paddy’s I should wear an orange beanie. I shall start making it tonight. No I am not Scottish. But I hope it pisses you stupid Irish retards with your lame ass jokes enough to know not to bother me. Dare you to pinch me… I DARE YOU! >:(
Pissed of NON Irish woman.