For the record...

I can't stand this: wen wuld dis b ok? o dat? 2mrow is koo. (NOOOO!!!! It's god awful to read and I want to jab my eyes out!)

Or this: MiDDle FiNga Up, I dNt gIve a....I kNoW its SuNday i DNt giVe a FuCC (I just tried typing that to see if it's even remotely easier to do than typing like a normal human. No, it's far worse and I have a headache and my eyes burn now.)