Here she goes again; Wanky Ms. Wanks-a-lot!
Aww come on, it's not always like that. Oh, wait, umm, yeah it kinda is like that. Whatever! Opinions: I have them. I will now share my opinion on the fucking fingerstache. God I hate those stupid things. It's not clever and it's gotten beyond old.
|This is not clever/funny anymore.|
Okay everyone, you can stop now. It's not funny or clever. Leave it the fuck alone and move on to something better. It's been almost a decade since the finger mustache supposedly reared it's ugly head into the world. And since then has gained a following of morons with no sense of individuality. Now you can even get a variety pack of fingerstaches!
|You can have one for any occasion!|
I am tired of seeing this tattoo. But you know what is equally horrifying, the fact that the fingers are not the only acceptable place for the 'stache:
And here I thought the car eyelashes were stupid. We can accessorize anything with a mustache cause it's what all the cool kids do yay!
I am done beating this dead horse too. I just want mustaches to go away! I don't care to see you on coffee mugs, rings or babies! Now feel free to carry on with your mustache-free day.
I am off to enjoy the armada's attempt at invasion.